• Duck Jokes

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    Where did the duck go when he hurt his back?

    The chiro-quacktor.

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    Why did the duck get arrested?

    For selling quack.

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    What do they say about French ducks?

    They have a certain je ne sais quack about them.

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  • Duck Facts

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    We can change gender

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    We can sleep with one eye open

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    We turn white with age

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    We don't get cold feet, literally

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    We have waterproof feathers

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